February 2012
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You totes wish you were spying on us
Sarah: everything sends your brain running into your pants
Me: i think my brain has taken up permanent residence in my pink bits
Sarah: unlikely
Sarah: unless your vagina can type
Sarah: OMG CAN IT TYPE?!?!?!
Sarah: I'm having a conversation with a vagina...
Me: are you calling me a pussy?
Me: because that would be cool
Me: as noted by many, we sure can take a pounding.
Like A Shotgun Needs an Outcome: If you say... →
makesmyheadspin:
wugs:
ferrrox:
clearly-borderline:
coolbrosparkles:
clearly-borderline:
Agreed.
I’m originally from Gaston County, North Carolina, which is RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE BIBLEBELTED SWEET TEA DRINKING FUCKHOLE, and I said it all of my life up until I moved to…
Ummm I say y’all all the time and I’m not even from the south. Doesn’t bother me one bit.
Born...
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So this happened earlier today
Them: http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/022112/your-high-school-years.gif
Them: so not true it's funny
Me: yeah, i didn't get my drivers license until i was 20.
...
Me: we had very different college years, didn't we?
Them: ....
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
cosmicmermaidmuse:
Cancer – Accuse them of overreacting or being too sensitive. Mistreat their family. Take away their security blanket.
Yeah. That’d work.
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: Anon
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The 32nd GIF in your folder with multiple people...
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: strongsuits
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The 14th GIF in your folder is the form the grim...
thegifinyourfolder:
Grim Reaper:
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Submitted by: asktherojo
Grim Reaper:
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salamander-san asked: I read your answer on the synesthesia group that said "Makes my skin feel like I’m being pelted with cotton balls. Which is worse than it sounds" I think I know what you mean, only that for me it's if I'm being forced to chew cotton, it's horrible!!!!
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New aquarium designed to put jellyfish on your... →
I only just discovered this existed, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to die horribly if I don’t have it in the next 5 minutes.
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Spirits →
It’s like someone made a game especially with me in mind.
The 7th GIF from the end of your folder with words...
blackbat52:
thisguyles:
shet-for-brains:
desprecious:
eatonpark:
evanpeters-mylife:
johns-been-sherlocked:
idruggedyourcoffeejawn:
bluebox-
at-221b:
officially-wholocked:
those
wholivewithoutlove:
attoyh:
deanwinchesterinmybed:
not entirely
inaccurate possibly
I KNEW IT. HE’LL KILL
ME ONE DAY.
I’m happy that I’m dying? O_O
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yourcheeksarefat:
In dreams, it often feels like I am just given a new set of facts to unquestioningly accept and an extremely limited set of ways to act on these facts.
In my waking life, it often feels like I am just given a new set of facts to unquestioningly accept and an extremely limited set of ways to act on these facts.
In dreams, I am free. To breathe underwater. To fly. To listen to...
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the-bootlegsaint asked: 13
blackbat52 asked: 5. *Giggle* (P.s you left the link to my askbox in your reblog)
ITS VALENTINES DAY SO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS. DO...
blackbat52:
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like? 2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy? 3. Do you have a crush? 4. Who is your crush? 5. Are you a virgin? 6. What do you think of Valentine’s Day? 7. Who is your Valentine? 8. Have you ever asked anyone out? 9. Who is your celebrity crush? 10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down? 11. Do you...
When physical abuse occurs in a relationship that is supposed to be a loving one (be it familial or chosen, such as with a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse), it’s never just physical abuse that is taking place. There are forms of mental and emotional abuse that are almost necessary to allow the physical aspects to occur and continue.
A lot of people have been hit before, so they might think that...
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one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
In other news, I am officially about as mature as the average 7th grader.
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Question of the day (Hearing synesthetes)
a-synesthetic-world:
What musical instrument lights up your synesthesia the most?
Apparently my synesthesia is a bit odd. Sounds can be (but are not always) physical sensations. There’s nothing visual about it. It can feel like ants crawling on my skin, hands brushing me, a shockwave going through me.
Makes going to concerts and loud/crowded public places difficult, sometimes.
The...
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So, this just happened...
@Sarahblueiris: (talking about words with friends) I made vagina. In sanskrit.
Me: How do you know what vagina is in sanskrit?
Sarah: Well, I looked it up. But I heard yoni being used in an explanation of a Hindu(?) God in the movie Outsourced. What did you think? Maybe I just learn all the different words for vagina.
Me: I has no idea.
Sarah: Just in case.
Me: I mean, I know how to say "I don't know" in a lot of different languages. Je ne sais pas. Ya ne znayu. Io non so. Ich weiss nicht.
Sarah: Yeah, but that's something you'd actually use... who would use vagina
Me: I would use the fuck out of vagina. And can I just say, I love our conversations.
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“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you...”
– The Stand (Stephen King)
How old does Google think you are?
the-bootlegsaint:
http://gawker.com/5879895/how-old-does-google-think-you-are
Age: 18-24
Gender: Female
This is funny on entirely too many levels.
Edited to add: gonna toss in a joke here about “you are what you eat.” Or what you’d want to eat. Or something. You know, I’m just going to leave that joke there and you can do with it what you will.
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